Run, Mia, Run

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Mia’s New Year’s resolution is to learn how to run like a real dog. Shamefully, this toothpick-legged beef taco cannot even keep up with her very slow human companion (who is similarly misbred) and is perfectly happy beefing on the couch all day and all night, exercising only to avoid nose injuries as she sneaks sniffs of cat butts. She is pictured here, telling the sordid tale of her first run to her brothers, who are very thankful society has no such high expectations of their species.

Feel free to leave words of encouragement and/or shame for Mia below.

She will not read them, because she is a dog.

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